The Annoying Pomeranian

Hiya!  I have a little story for you guys today...

Once upon a time there was an adorable, yet annoying, Pomeranian puppy named Jax.

Jax loved to find many ways to make his owners want to pull their hair out.  He loved barking for no reason, chewing on the plants or mulch in the garden and playing in the mud.  One of his best tricks was his accurate impression of a door, whose hinges needed oiling, being slowly opened.  And he was very good at it too...he could keep it up for 5-10 minutes, until his owners gave in or fled the room plugging their ears.  One day he decided to use his favorite trick while his mommy was on Facebook, prompting her to post 'I need a nail polish called Annoying Pomeranian!!'. 

Well, the more his mommy thought about it, the more she liked the idea.  She remembered that her friend Laura Toff, the owner of RubyWhiteTips, also did custom polishes.  So she sent her a message asking about a custom job.  She was pretty vague when it came to describing what she wanted, because Jax had been going for a world record in annoying tactics that day and her brains had turned to mush.  All she could manage to tell her was that she wanted something on the lighter side of brown that shifted.

Not long after, Laura sent her a message.  Eureka!  She had it!  Excited, Jaxs mommy begged to see it after hearing how wonderful the polish was.  Pictures quickly followed and the mommy was thrilled.  'Do you want to tweak it anymore?' Laura asked.  'NO!' was the reply, for the mommy couldn't think of anyway to make this polish better and it was taken straight to the post office and shipped.

Laura was so thrilled with the polish that she decided to add it to her shop so that others could also wear this wonderful nude holo that was opaque in two coats.  She felt sure that once they saw the pictures of how it shimmered and then would explode with rainbow brilliance when the sun hit it, people wouldn't be able to resist buying it.  However, because of the risk of some trouble-making, PC obsessed, easily offended people possibly taking issue with the name Annoying Pomeranian, it was decided that the polish would be named after his owner and called Kim.  The first of a collection of custom polishes named after the women who ordered a custom job that jived with the types of polishes that Laura sold.

And thus, Annoying Pomeranian aka Kim, was born and made available for sale.  Jaxs' mommy was content and when Jax next attempted to give her more gray hairs, she only needed to look down at her nails and focus on the rainbow shimmer to become impervious to his ploy.  The polish also inspired her to come up with a little payback for Mr. Jax....a bath.

The end!